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A - eh, as in, "A? Ai cant heer u."

aboot - about, as spoken bai teh Canadians and teh Boston hyoominz

abowt - about

abuv - above

admirashun - admiration

adn - and (sumtiems teh kittehs gets teh letters mixed up)

adopshun - adoption; the act of adopting any animal and giving a loving home, kibble and occasional gushifud.

aer - are

Aerobics instructor/legal profesional - accompanies stating-the-obvious cat-safety warnings. Reference to this classic thread

agin - again

ai - I

ajint - agent

aks - ask

akshully - actually; alt.spelling; acshually

alfa - alpha, as in, "Ai am teh alpha male! Do mai bidding!"

antipayshun - anticipation, the word, not the song by Carly Simon

anudda - another

armonee - harmony

armz - arms or teh tings between ur hands and ur shoulders or in teh case of teh kittehs, the space tween paws and shoulder areas

Asiancat - the approver of things on the internet

asplode- explode, as in, when kitteh iz so cyoot, ur hed mite asplode

asp urchins - aspersions; an unfavorable or damaging remark; slander

awl - all; also can be used in already as, awlredy

awn - on

Awwww! - the cuteness is overwhelming and you must go "Awwww!"

awsum - awesome

ax - ask

az - as (teh kittehs liekz "Z")

azmah - asthma

B - be, as in, "To be or not to be." Bee, as in, "Dat bumblebee stung mai paw!"

b4 - before

baf - bath; a much dreaded occurrence for da kittehs! Often used with, "DO NOT WANT!!!"

bag kitteh- kitteh who lurves teh bags; awl siezes an awl shaeps(eben iffen dey doan fit teh kitteh!)

bahleewud - Bollywood, the Indian (not Native American Indian, but across the pond Indian) film industry

bai - bye, most commonly used in, "kthxbai" Could also be used as, authored "bai", like by or even buy, like you buy sumpin at teh stoar.

Bakun-Cheezburger - A cheezburger enhanced with a few slices of crispy bacon. This is so good that eating over 400 of these will make kitteh tummies asplode from teh yummy goodness!

Balentymz dae - Valentines day

bankie - blanket; could also be: blankie

barkalounger- a doggy who iz amenable to tek kittehz sleepin awn or neer him; a reclining lounge chair

Basement Cat - archenemy of Ceiling Cat

basketcat - a cat who is on, in or around one or more baskets

baskit - basket

battreez - batteries

BBQ - barbecue; used in OMGWTFBBQ and then means: nonsense or bery, bery, qte !

Bearcat - a cat assumes the "bear" position; standing on back paws in an upright position with front paws extended or reaching. Mouth is usually open and da pointee enz (claws) are visible. Can be used to attack da hoomins leg, but most likely, something dangled by da hoomin, e.g., feather stick, string, etc.

bedcat - a cat who can make a bed out of anything

bedduh - better; could also be bedda

bettah - better

BFF - best friends forever, can also be "bffe"

bfour - before

birdie- a creature kittehs' love, sometimes as fud

birf - birth, often used with: day or mark

bizkits - Biscuits, the end product of da kitteh kneading a soft surface, e.g., hoomin belly (or udder fat area), cushionez, bed, etc.

blargh - more severe form of "argh" which was adapted from pirate speak for, "Oh no!" or "Ow!"

blind dates - not a good idea.

blz - balls, most commonly used with har, as in harblz. Alternate spelling - bls. Can also mean play balls, as in toys.

boaf - both

boi - boy

boks - box

BOOM HEADSHOT! - The reaction to pwning newbs in a first person shooter game.

borked - broken

botes - boats; votes

bounty cat- kitteh wit teh bounty on it's hed or kitteh wit teh "bounty" on it's hed

boxcat - a cat in a box, which would akshully be most cats

brainz - brains; alt. spelling, braynz

brb - be right back.

BSL - bunny sign language

buffay - buffet

buk - buck

bukkit - a container with a handle, usually blue.

bunday - sunday

bunneh - bunny

buoy - boy

bunway airlines - Bunnies with extended ears prepped for lift off in order to transport critters to udder locations.

Burock - Barack, as in, Obama

buttafly- butterfly

bwahahahaha - evil laugh

C - see or sea

caek - cake; a large round (or other shape), sweet and yummy concoction that da hoomins make and/or eat...it iz covered with icing or frosting (kinda like da gravy in gushifud, but sweet!); used to celebrate Caturday

camoflag - camouflage

capshun - caption

care-troll - see 'aerobics instructor/legal professional' above; also, CT or wearing the CT mask

catloaf - first introduced by B. Kliban (RIP) in the 1970's in the book "Cat"; it is the state of a cat or kitten in which all the kitteh limbs are not seen and they look like a large, or small, meat loaf

catmoflag - see camoflag

Catnip- a dangeruss drug which roons lievs ov kittehs.

cat owner - a mythical term used to denote ownership of a cat by a hoomin; an archaic expression

cats playing- kittehs playing with things normally reserved for hooman usage

Cattank- Legendary hybrid of the lolcats; free to roam Space and Time. Has its own holiday on the internet.

catuhtude - cattitude, the special way cats act. They has teh cattitude!

caturday - saturday; also known as a day when the cat is honored, adored, celebrated; a day observed by cats as their holiday

cawl - call

CCC - Cyoot Crash Cart - a specialized vehicle with the required implements for treating the victims of a head splort, including, but not limited to, chocolate, hot beverages, duct tape, and blankets.

Ceiling Cat - God of awl teh kittehs; alt.spellz, ceeling. Also God of the lolcat bible and discrete observer of your personal habits.

chawklit - chocolate; cure for hed splort, see splort

cheez - Cheese, usually a mass or orange chemicular stuff made into a flat square to put on da burgers.

cheezburger - the object of desire for all cats. the reason for the interweb's existance is to acquire a cheezburger.

cheezburger not done yet - an animal known as cow

cheezburger now plz - must have cheezburger now!

cheezburglr - a cheez thief

cheezmail - email received by the ICHC staff

chokklit - chocolate

choys - choice

CHRG - Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings awn it) - protection against the effects of head splorting. See doctors with exam gloves on head

cinmininium - cinnamon (multiple spellingz)

classic thread - A thread is a series of messages about a subject; a classic thread is a well know thread about a subject; a thread is also just a piece of thread that teh kittehs plays wif!

comput-arrr - computer in pirate lolspeak

concatulations - congratulations

concatumalashuns - congratulations

confoozled - confused, puzzled, bewildered, bemused, baffled, flummoxed

conga-rat-shoelaces - congratulations

cookie - a cookie; mostly a round, flat, sweet and yummy concoction that da hoomins eat too many of or dunk in da milk where it falls apart and kittehs use paws to halp da hoomins get teh tasty morsels. Kittehs have been known to make cookies for their hoomins on occasion, but seem unable to resist eating the cookie before presenting it.

corm - corn

cors - course

craydl - cradle

creatibitee - creativity

creatibness - creativeness

CTRL+ALT+Delete cat - kitteh who luvs ctrl alt delete

cud - could

cudda - could have

cunspearacee - conspiracy

Curius Cat- This kitteh is curius

cwned - coned, which refers to the cone type of device, also know as the Victorian collar, that teh Vet putz on teh kitteh dat had surgery or sumpin and dey don't want dem to lick or tear out stitches

cyoot - cute; alternate spelling, kyoot and qte

cz - sees or could be, cz for cubic zirconia, but kitteh dont often wear rings or jewlree

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